GUIDE TO REALITY BASED COP SHOWS

JASON & JEFF'S

GUIDE TO REALITY BASED COP SHOWS


THE FIRST STEP IS TO REALIZE THAT ALL THIS STRONG ARMING AND THESE TOUGH GUY ANTICS DON'T EFFECT YOU PERSONALLY. WITH THAT FEAR OUT OF THE WAY, SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE PAIN AND MISERY OF OTHERS IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME.

"Look Marge, they're chasing and clubbing black men on T.V. again tonight!"
MARGE: "Yeah! Everybody knows only minorities and white trash get busted on this show."
DON'T LET LEFTIST DISTRACTIONS LIKE HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS SPOIL YOUR FUN. REMEMBER, POLICE AREN'T BULLIES WHO GET OFF ON CHASING PEOPLE AROUND LIKE DOGS, THEY ARE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN RISKING THEIR LIVES TO HELP PEOPLE. THIS HANDY GUIDE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE PLEASURES OF PRIME TIME COP SHOWS.

"What do happens to cops if they breaks down the wrong guys's door!?
Do you think the search warrant gives the CBS film crew the right to film people who are being searched!? Was that excessive force I just saw!? Doesn't that guy have the right to remain silent!?"

(SHE WILL EXPERIENCE NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS.)